Ludmilla Popvich

you should kiss me because I’m the only guy in this high school

who can name the four major rivers of your native land

- Vistula, Oder, Warta & Bug -

I memorized every damn thing about Poland

so I could comfort you when you were homesick

Ludmilla Popovich

you should let me take off your Disneyland t-shirt

because you’re a foreign exchange student

& I’ll be a cultural experience

if we have fun we can sing “It’s a Small World After All” together

Ludmilla Popovich

three of my uncles died fighting in World War II to liberate your nation

I’m not trying to manipulate you, but

- if you hugged me you’d be thanking them, too

Ludmilla Popovich

your land has often been invaded, partitioned, and conquered

but I am weak before you - feeble, supine

I surrender my turf - my geography seeks your administration

Ludmilla Popovich

I will be your slave boy if you will be my Slav girl

I will die if I can’t paw your lovely bosom from Warsaw

Ludmilla Popovich

we should absolutely do it because

I talk all the time during sex

& you still need to practice your English